Pointless Committee on Pointless Committee Members

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Meet Jean-Baptiste Patou, our resident French existentialist and expert in doing nothing.

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Other members of this committee include:

Bertrand du Patou

Bert is an expert in doing absolutely nothing while simultaneously eating a baguette.

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René de la Patou

Rene is a master of napping in the conference room.

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Paul de la Patou

Paul is an expert in procrastination.

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Jean-Marc de la Patou

Jean-Marc is a master of making coffee.

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Émile de la Patou

Émile is a specialist in doing absolutely nothing while simultaneously playing video games.

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